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Friday, April 01, 2005

APRIL AIN'T A FOOL, JR IS! (HA HA...)

WELL, WELL, WELL...
ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN WHEN NAUGHTY PEOPLE DO SOME NAUGHTY THINGS TO OTHER PEOPLE (THE FOOLS!). THIS CAN BE A LOT OF FUN IF U DO IT RIGHT AND THE MORE U PISS PEOPLE OFF, THE BETTER (I SAY). SO DID ANYONE MANAGE TO FOOL ANYBODY THIS YEAR (NO?) TOO BAD I DID!

HIS NAME IS JOHN LIPARTITO (OR JR) AND HE IS AN AMERICAN (NOT HIS FAULT...) WHO LIKES TO WATCH GODZILLA MOVIES AND TRY HIS HAND AT ACTING AND DIRECTING MOVIES, TOO! A PRETTY SMART GUY (AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT WE THOUGHT) UNTIL EARLY THIS MORNING...

BACKGROUND: JR IS NOW DIRECTING A FIM CALLED MRA (MONSTER REMOVAL AGENCY) AND I AM HIS LEAD ACTOR (A MONSTER HUNTER!) AND WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE FIRST MONTH OF SHOOTING THE FILM.

ANYWAY, I GOT MY FRIEND (KAORI) TO CALL JR THIS MORNING ABOUT 1AM (NICE & EARLY!) AND TELL HIM (WITH SINCERE WORRY & REGRET) THAT I (HIS LEAD ACTOR) HAD BEEN HIT BY A CAR WHILE DRUNK! HE THEN LEARN'T THAT I WAS IN HOSPITAL WITH BOTH OF MY LEGS BROKEN (BUT STILL ALIVE... WHEW!) & THAT MY RECOVERY WOULD TAKE MONTHS AND THEREFORE, MY CONTINUED PARTICIPATION IN THE PROJECT (MRA) WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE!

IMAGINE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE (& THE FEELING IN HIS GUT) WHEN HE REALISED WHAT THIS MEANT (NO MORE FILM... & TONS OF HARD WORK & PREPARATION, DOWN THE DRAIN!). THE TRICK WAS MADE POSSIBLE WITH SOME GREAT VOICE ACTING BY MY FRIEND, KAORI (WHO WAS A STAGE ACTRESS IN TOKYO) AND SOME CONVINCING MOANS AND GROANS ON MY BEHALF.

I LET HIM PONDER HIS PREDICAMENT (& MINE) FOR A FEW MINUTES AND THEN DROPPED THE BOMB! HE HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS HAPPENING TO HIM UNTIL I SAID: "BY THE WAY, WHAT DAY IS IT?" TO WHICH HE REPLIED, "FRIDAY" AND THEN THE SEALER: "WHAT DATE IS IT?" TO WHICH HE FINALLY GASPED; "AH... HANG ON A MINUTE!...".

ANYWAY, THE REST IS HISTORY... AND I HAVE TO SAY IT WAS THE BEST APRIL FOOLS PRANK I HAVE EVER PULLED OFF (THANKS K & JR). I AM NOW SATISFIED IN MY ABILITY TO ACT (?) PERHAPS...

SO IF YOUR LOOKING FOR SOME PRANKS TO PLAY ON SOME FOOLS U KNOW, CHECK OUT THE LINK I HAVE POSTED WITH THIS POST...

P.S. SORRY CAPTAIN (JR) BUT LIFE IS FULL OF TRICKERY... HA, HA, HA!!!

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